Posts Tagged 'Kids and Phones and Cars and Dope'

What do you do if your friend mentions something illegal on the phone?

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Answer: Start breathing heavily and suggestively into the phone…(not!)

Better answer: Talking about something illegal is a crime called “conspiracy,” and people are arrested and indicted almost daily for the crime of conspiracy. The only way to avoid arrest and indictment for wire fraud (at a minimum), and any number of other charges relating to the actual suggested conduct, is to rebuke your friend immediately. If you even joke that you might agree to participate, you can and will be indicted, ...

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What do you do if a friend pulls dope out in your car?

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Answer: Brake abruptly while jamming his head into the passenger side dashboard.

Better answer: Pull over and get your friend and the dope out of your car immediately – the only exception: the friend can stay, if the dope gets dumped immediately out of your car. Why? You can be arrested for “constructive possession” even if you are NOT the one holding the drugs. It is only required for your conviction of this crime, that the drugs be “within” your “reach ...

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What do you do if you’re at a party and the other kids pull out the drugs?

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Answer: Strike the junkies repeatedly on or about the head! (Do not do this, as I was only attempting to be humorous)

Better answer: Get out of that party immediately. When the police arrive (pursuant to a warrant or just an anonymous and yet corroborated “tip,” those in actual possession of the drugs will NOT be the only ones arrested. That’s right – YOU will be arrested too (based on the same laws pertaining to “constructive possession,” defined above); and yes, ...

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Can I be charged with trafficking or delivery of a controlled substance, for selling or just giving someone my own prescription pills?

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Change the word “pills” to “cocaine,” and there’s your answer. It makes no difference which “controlled substance” or narcotic is being sold or given away.

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